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jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

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